I like big ass, but I can’t find pants that fit right…
1.Dresses that fit on your top half feel totally inadequate starting from the waist. Typical length on model = mini on you.
2. And jeans that perfectly fit your waist, hips, and legs are a myth. Choose any two and get a belt.
3. You’ve spent a few hours of your life in fitting rooms stuck in jeans that won’t go up past your big ass.
4. Furthermore, when you find those perfect pants, don’t get to excited. They’ll be gone real, real soon.
5. So this concept– which is so absurd – is actually very, very tempting to you.
6. You’re generally at risk of smack things over without realizing it, for no blame of your self.
7. People recognize you just by looking from behind.
8. Your leggings are fine on your legs but going completely transparent from stretching over your big ass.
9. Walking up stairs with somebody directly behind you, makes you felling very uncomfortable.
10. You can’t wear short pants because your wonderful backside demand to peeking out of them.
11. For your pets and boyfriends, your big ass is the best pillow ever available.
12. And sometimes your big ass can be use as a table as well.
13. Your underwear, regardless how low and how subtle, practically always shows up.
14. Gang photos with your flat-assed friends always have one certain main focus.
15. Regardless of the possibility that the rest of you is teeny tiny, sharing chairs with another person is impossible.
16. Catcallers, who are disturbing and loathed, spare their most terrible manner for your big ass.
17. You can just go so far when you attempt to squeeze through a narrow gap or go underneath your bed.
18. A skirt or dress that’s has the proper length in front is all sorts of uncovering from the rear.
19. If you lean against a pole on public transportation, everybody around gets a bit more awkward.
20. Sitting = gambling getting stuck in that seat for eternity.
21. And cycling = the painful eye-opener that bicycle seat makers never have and never will facilitate your big ass.
22. Two-piece swimsuits where you can not mix and match different size bras and bottoms? Haha, forget about it.
23. Printed or brightly colored pants are untouchable unless you’re prepared for a constant flow of “compliments” throughout the day.
24. Between every its calls and messages, your big ass has a more active social life than you do.
25. And, worst of all, if you want to complain, you’re notified that a lot of women would love to have the big ass that you were gifted.